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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana’s death.

Another question: How come?
Answer: An English princess; with an Egyptian boyfriend; crashes in a French tunnel; driving a German car; with a Dutch engine; driven by a Belgian who was drunk; on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling); followed closely by Italian Paparazzi; on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor; using Brazilian medicines.

This is being posted by a Malteser; using Bill Gate’s technology; and you’re probably reading this on your computer; that use Taiwanese chips; and a Korean monitor; assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant; transported by Indian lorry-drivers; hijacked by Indonesians; unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen; and trucked to you by Arab illegals.

And the computer is supplied by a Gozitan fella!